Superman is Spanish and Drives a Taxi

Craziness! I was unpleasantly able to experience the phenomenonally consternating lock-my-keys-and-kid-in-the-automobile-incident...Needless to say this was not exactly one of my shining moments. I now no longer need wonder how This feels...I definitely have an aversion to this type of experience, but now that the said experience has been experienced and the horror is over....I am phsycologially balanced once agian! I was a little freaked out to begin with seein as my lil' man is only three weeks old and I had all these thoughts running through my head of how it might be impossible to get to him and that it might take hours to get a locksmith. But wonder of wonders taxi drivers actually can herocially drive to your rescue in these ridiculous situations! Needless to say it is definitely cheaper and much less stressful to go to your local Home Depot and pay the one dollar and forty-seven cent fee to get a copy of the offending key before such ridiculous situations occur!

The Kumquat Phenomenon...

My little kumquat arrived Januray 4th...apparently the stork no longer delivers...I was forced to deliver him myself! The ridiculousness! Oh and he was no lil' thing either. 8lbs 11.6oz., he has continued to grow, adding almost a pound to his weight! I know pretty impressive eh? He also has an amazing gift for flatulence...he can play all sorts of tunes. And he's catching...I am now sick after being coughed on continually at point blank by the lil' man! He has RSV which stands for Respiratory Something-er-other Virus. This means that he is weezy, with a watery eye and one heck of a fierce cough...

BlOgGeRt

I Find myself somewhat mystified by the goings on of the blog world...alas it has been two years since last i glance upon it's tattered pages! My last blog has been inveloped into the void...oh I glimpse it but I can no longer touch it's sweet pages in the which I linguistically frolicked....And so I begin anew...